I'm a stitch away from making it

doily is such a weird word

"You put so much of yourself out there as an actor. You show the many facets of who you are when you’re performing—or who you could be— you show yourself angry, upset, sad, vulnerable. The one thing I keep as my own private secret is the music, at least right now."

me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira

Lmao remember when I made a tmi fan blog but gave up like after making one post

disturbingly-average:


i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian

disturbingly-average:

i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian

disturbingly-average:


i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian

disturbingly-average:

i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian

coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

freecie:

if you put “man” at the end of any sentence its AUTOMATICALLY platonic

"i love you, man."

"stay with me forever, man."

"fuck me hard in the ass, man."

snorlaxatives:

remember when ryan seacrest tried to high five a blind guy

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phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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thundercrumbs:

obesealpaca:

do you think he knows

DOCTOR FISHER GET OFF THAT MANS FACE YOU’RE A SCIENTIST NOW ACT LIKE ONE

thundercrumbs:

obesealpaca:

do you think he knows

DOCTOR FISHER GET OFF THAT MANS FACE YOU’RE A SCIENTIST NOW ACT LIKE ONE