Yo, Pepsi fired some shots, but Coca Cola fucking bazooka’d them back.
I tried this on a female before.
She took the bottom-middle donut that says “GIRL” and handed the box back to me, leaving me with 5 donuts that read “Will you be my friend?”
*tips fedora in shame* friendzoned again by another succubus
this story makes me laugh and cry
im going to cry
This kid in my grade randomly started talking to me
Every time I see this I laugh so hard bc he is literally saying that he’s the last resort if you don’t want to die alone
more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of meryl streep running through your veins
just found out my dad is a heterophobe :(
i wanna intimidate you
why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess buddy dont make it everyone else’s problem. like have some fuckin responsibility for once